31 May 2013

Post #87

When I was ten my mom threw me a surprise birthday party.  It was the last time I ever wanted to celebrate the day of my birth again.  A group of tiny screaming girls and beanie babies was the end for me.  Unfortunately, time doesn't give two shits and I am about to leap into my thirties.  So the story goes.



Wait...what in the hell?  I am going to be HOW old???


Bunch of bullshit!


Well?  Dammit.

So I decided that I have two, yes only two, options.

OPTION #1:


Goodbye cruel world, I'm off to join the circus!

OPTION #2:



It's my birthday, shots for everyone!


Oh for fuck's sake who am I kidding, numero dos it is.  I'm going to rock this shit!

Dirty thirty,

Katie E. Eshelman

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