So my house got broken into, which brought the cops to my yard and inside my home. I got there ten minutes later but it was too late. Let's just say as a new member of the break-in club I am more than willing to give some advice on what shit you should put the fuck away when you are not home as the "public eye"might take a gander without your consent...this crap left me wishing I had said list.
|What was that? Yes, I like to party...my wallet does not. Shits.|
|It was for a costume dammit!|
I have to delve deeper into this one..sts. I went as a nudist on strike for Halloween last year and my sister thought it would be funny to have this on the opposite side of the strike poster. I then figured it would be ironic and absolutely perfect to serve as a blocking device for Bitch Tits. She is NOT allowed upstairs. Boom.
|Fucking halloween costumes. Yeah, turns out this is how the police|
got ahold of me so fast. Fucking brilliant! I win at the game of life!
...let's just say it required batteries.
At least it wasn't a fireman,
Katie E. Eshelman