A synopsis of my 29th summer in Arizona:
Yeah, I don't think a further explanation as to why I have been absent from my blog needs to be given. But hey, silver lining here folks. We got a new shelving unit! My dad was totally stoked because it was free...due to the fact that he picked it up off the side of the road.
|Shelving unit? He found a fucking, baby changing table.|
|Burglarized!!! Fuck yeah!|
Bitch Tits: Still trying to kill me.
|Nightmares on top of nightmares.|
I honestly have no clue where her blatant, unjustified, hostility stems from.
Drunk Purchases: I would say right on par with where they should be.
|It's magical, she goes from Bitch Tits to Dick Head in less than a minute!|
That about sums it up, life in general has handed me a shitload of downs this summer. Yet, it also gave enough ups, booze, and football to keep it fun. All that's left is for it to cool the fuck down!
Jeers and Cheers,
Katie E. Eshelman