16 June 2012

Post #71

Cup of warm milk?

Yeah, give me a break.  The last thing I want if I can't sleep is almost curdled, tit liquid.  Nope.  I choose to flip on the TV and see if I can lull myself back into dream land.  Once again I fail.  I manage to tune into "Gangland: F-13"  This normally wouldn't be so bad...but at 3:30 in the am?  Not the best idea.  I know what you may be thinking, it's just a documentary.  You would be correct, the uneasiness lies in the commercials...

A vacuum for dicks and Dick...the pedophile.

Move over Viagra, there is a new tool in town.

I can't explain why, but I feel violated.  Wonder if ObamaCare covers this, as it IS covered by Medicare.  Although, I hardly think the President would ever use one...too many liberals sucking his cock to be needed.

I think I'll write in a candidate for this year's election.  "I'll Have Another" to win.  I believe this is fair.  If people are allowed to vote for a jackass, I should be allowed to vote for a horse.

America, fuck yeah!

Katie E. Eshelman

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