Yeah, give me a break. The last thing I want if I can't sleep is almost curdled, tit liquid. Nope. I choose to flip on the TV and see if I can lull myself back into dream land. Once again I fail. I manage to tune into "Gangland: F-13" This normally wouldn't be so bad...but at 3:30 in the am? Not the best idea. I know what you may be thinking, it's just a documentary. You would be correct, the uneasiness lies in the commercials...
|A vacuum for dicks and Dick...the pedophile.|
|Move over Viagra, there is a new tool in town.|
I can't explain why, but I feel violated. Wonder if ObamaCare covers this, as it IS covered by Medicare. Although, I hardly think the President would ever use one...too many liberals sucking his cock to be needed.
I think I'll write in a candidate for this year's election. "I'll Have Another" to win. I believe this is fair. If people are allowed to vote for a jackass, I should be allowed to vote for a horse.
America, fuck yeah!
Katie E. Eshelman