#1. She is trying to wallpaper her place in finishing nails.
#2. She is a nympho and/or a prostitute.
#3. She is playing the most riveting game of hands-on "knock, knock who's there?" in the history of time.
It better not be #2 woman. We have a innocent cat over here with virgin ears.
|That's right Bitch Tits, our neighbor might be an actual whore.|
I'm not kidding about the whore thing. Anytime someone knocks on our door she tries to invite them over to her place. Our UPS guy Juan Valdez, our appraiser that stopped by the other day, and I think she even tried to seduce the ex-cleaning lady. Holy shit...that might actually explain my last blog. http://eshelwoman.blogspot.com/2012/01/post-61.html Bottom line, she needs to tone it the fuck down.
Katie E. Eshelman