08 November 2011

Post #52

I can't figure it out ladies.  The idea that if you throw sparkles/sequins/jewels on something you are making it better. I promise you it does not.

Nope.  Still fucking ugly.

That sweater?  Not better.
Those pants?  A whole bunch of awesome.

Survey says?  It's still a piece of shit.

Lastly, the phenomenon that is vajazzling.  I mean twat the sparkling fuck!?  Jewels on your vagina!?  No, no, no.  In fact, I can't even expand on this as it's just too fucking weird.

Congratulations!   You just made a treasure box.

I think that just about sums it up.  Stop slapping rhinestones on ugly.  Thanks.

Katie E. Eshelman

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