27 October 2011

Post #51

Hearing aid of the future...errr, past?

Lately, my dad's hearing has gone to shit.  I mean he needs a hearing aid in a bad way.  As always, he took the traditional route of not going to the doctor and figuring it out on his own.  Ladies and gents this was his solution:

n. pl. sho·fars or sho·froth (sh-frt, -frs) Judaism
A trumpet made of a ram's horn, blown by the ancient Hebrews during religious ceremonies and as a signal in battle, now sounded in the synagogue during Rosh Hashanah and at the end of Yom Kippur.

This is how it works:

Yes, we do in fact have a Jew horn.

I can hear!?!

Final result:

You're not doing it right!!!

Um, yeah...he was channeling his inner Peter Pan.  Now, if you are thinking poor Jeri?  Don't.  She brought this upon herself as she is the one that found it and put it in his hands.  Fatal error mom.   


Katie E. Eshelman

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