Well, I found this photo on my phone.
My dad got subpoenaed by another flooring company's angry customer. Thank God she wasn't livid with us, I don't think we will ever live down the surprise home makeover we pulled this year. (Great story, still makes me laugh.) In any case, I couldn't help but picture my father in court. This was the first and only thing that came to mind.
The truth being you didn't hire us to do your flooring and you got fucked.
I took a trip to the mall with my mother. It took me a whole damn hour to realize she was wearing these: