I got many a thing done the last couple of days. At work? I checked messages, returned emails, ordered some floors, scheduled a few things. Delivered all of my work neighbor's mail as the United States Postal Service basically doesn't give a shit anymore and just gives it all to me. Patted myself on the back for a job well done.
At home? I decided to extend an olive branch to Bitch Tits and went ahead and made her a friendship bracelet. Oh all right, it was originally slated to be a human sized bracelet but I couldn't finish it. I got insanely bored and also realized it was heinous. The art of re-gifting was not lost upon me. I gave it to my sister as a bookmark. Fast forward to the brilliant idea of a peace offering for the cat (sorry Megan but I had to take it back.)
Long story short? The furry little shit loathed it.
|Really? You can't even look at it? Well screw you too asshole. In|
grammar school this cavalier attitude towards being someone's BFF would have left you playing
four square with a wall. It's string for the love of God. You are supposed to swoon.
So, overall pretty thrilled by my list of accomplished tasks.
Katie E. Eshelman