Happy Day of Fools. My God the stories I could tell of my father's pranks. And I would...but it would take too long and I can't focus right now. Let's just say he once posed as an IRS agent and called a friend. The end of the story involved a new pair of undewear. Legendary. Thought of pulling this prank...
...however, it was not original enough. I need something substantially better. So, back to the drawing board.
The typical: I was late.
The important: My dad's nap.
The only phone call: My dad asking me to google hatch chiles...he just wanted to know about them. I told him they were from New Mexico and there was a festival on Labor Day honoring said chiles. He wants to go.
The good: I am eating at Morton's tonight for dinner.
The bad: I have to work.
The ugly: Having to call my uncle in order to give him a claim assignment in Chandler. He asked if it was an April Fool's joke. It wasn't.