Timeline of my day thus far:
7:57am - Wake up. Realize the time and the fact that I should be at work in three minutes. Call my dad, he doesn't give a shit. Awesome.
8:30 ish - Arrive at work. Check messages, check email, pretend to do work, do a little work.
10:45 - Dad arrives, with a Circle K bag...contents one bag of Dorito's and two bottles of "fresh" water. (Don't ask.)
11:52 - The "fresh" water is consumed and an executive decision to go to TeePee for lunch is made.
11:53 - Fucking floor rep walks in the door.
11:54-12:35 - Floor rep annoys the fuck out of my dad and me. And according to my dad...has checked out my boobs. Lovely.
12:40 - Lock the doors. Put a sign up that says "Estimators are on scheduled appointments. Thanks, Management."
12:45 - Lunch. Drinks.
2:26 - Back at office. Checked messages...deleted messages. Dad taking nap. Me...well doing this.
Katie E. Eshelman